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Dear employees,

RAPE
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
 

Received this in my inbox and I find it really hilarious!

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.

Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic Planning..

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in Top management.

I was looking for a nice tone for incoming message but end up created my own.

Download here.

Received the link from friend and it's a very interesting ad. How I wish our local ad can be as creative as this...

So, what do you think?

Been using this phone for about 2 weeks and all I can say.. worth it!

Why I want (even tho some might be a need) a new phone:

1. I  lost my SE Z610 end of last year in Ikea. Thus, during the period of no phone, I was using China phone. Decent, not bad, however not suitable for heavy duty phone. It's more suitable as piece of portable TV/radio that come with phone feature

2. The China phone keypad starts failing

3. Talking using China phone  for quite a while makes my hearing echoed, not a nice feeling to chat, ain't it?

4. My dear PDA starts failing on me as well

• When I was scouting for new handphone, features that I was looking were:-

• Cheap and reliable phone with some PDA function and not the other way round. I had enough with PDA with phone functions. Hate them!

• 3G or faster

However while scouting, somewhat I fall in love with Nokia E63. Checked the price and it's sub RM1k. Great, within my budget. Test it at phone shop and I fall in love deeper.

But not for long, I started comparing with Nokia E71 which was highly recommended world wide.

As there was no harm in compare and checking out and to cut the story short... I end up with E71!

Too many great things to share.. mebbe in the next post!

Cya.